Some of the celebs at this year's SAMAs.
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AYISECACE! This past weekend our sangoma and the crew of World on Press took the indoor sky trip to Monte something.... heavy traffic blogged seen from outside of the venue. It took us more than fifteen minutes looking for the actual venue. Saw on the door Kuli Roberts of Headline. Sisi are you growing grey hair or was that real diamonds on your plain shave? AYISECACE! She grabs every celeb from the red carpet... meant yellow plastic carpet. Give us some chance, it’s our time. Thanks to Heineken, for the overflowing drinks on VIP court. Sipokazi- attached to the hubby,. At last we get to see who she goes to bed with.
Not only Loyiso Bala can sing, he can talk nonstop. Boy! Teach Zwai how to make sense. Maybe Melanie got something to do. Saw a group of five boys with Summer Sun glasses” it’s SAMA” not Summers boys. When Ntsiki and the little forever smiles Nomsa Mazwai came in, it felt like Eastern Cape- at some ritual or traditional ceremony of Fikile Mbalula. Who is the colored-Koi and San looking chic you were with? Maybe I will ask Kuli Roberts she is famous with colored people.
The show went on with live performances by Nomsa Mazwai, who seems to have Sunday school teacher manners. Well done sis Ntsiki for being the cutest and neatest Mazwai child. Maybe your sister will learn the best. Where were you Thandiswa this past weekend? Or boycott the SAMAs like Putuma, Asanda Bam, Phinda and Simpiwe Dana did? They were not in this year’s scene. What happended to Lira? Relo of Gift of life fame- never again present any award, stay in your singing career. I did sleep whilst she was presenting or something. Ama Zion collaboration with the Afrikaans boy and Sipokazi both nights 2 minutes stage appearances, great stuff. The producers really can noodle artists. Friday night bar was closed immediately after the awards, the after party live on stage with Nothende, so confused on stage. Uju did a rendition of Lebo Mathosa and Trompies. Took us back in the days and expose our age. Imagine Fohloza trying the late Mathosa moves. Freshlyground outside public viewing stage went wild with only less than 20 fans. Organizers next time please go to Alex and Soweto for free entry tickets give away.
The main yellow Carpet event, we got in at the back door, we were not sure which side of the tent to enter. Only when security chased us away we found ourselves at the VIP tent with a small yellow carpet and some few celebs. Saw Uyanda Mbuli looking confused...maybe she was trying to write her CV. Fat Albert Akhumzi get a perfect size next time. One size not fits all for you! Who is the white old rag chic you hang with these days? Kwela Tebza must be Gay by now. I do not care who says what. Oh the Gay social network goddess- Vusi Nogxa finally stops smiling at everything, now he’s a real celeb, no more fake smiles. How is your husband bhuti? AYISECACE! Have you relocated for good?
We took a sho’ left to the smoking area saw Loctinville (excuse my typo) Boys looking like lost soul. Love their sudden British accent, are you boys AWB members? The winners included Stimela, Ray Phiri who got us into tears, Professor and some SWAT team who reminded us of American thriller movie, even Kwela Tebza gets to win.
Saturday supposedly main event night went dead and chaotic with the nonstop late arrival of guests. Saw Juju ntwana- looking very warm in the tent. Saw Kenny Kunene with a net on his face. Most of the Mzansi‘s Music celebs were not in attendance due to high price ticket sale. Yes this year’s tickets were on sale both for after party and gala night. A grand gets you in. Somizi made a foolish joke about Mama Rebecca Malope. Miss bling- I saw your mom other day at some function and Lilian Dube pointed out “When I see Mary Twala I see the end... I do not want to be at that age.” Lilian dube speaks. How true is that? Siphendule makazi? Lira must have just wake up and forgot to comb the 40’s hairstyle, was that natural blow out or relaxed cat hair. Love PJ Powers Tandeka’s groove and isishwapa for life. AYISECACE!
The awards ceremony was boring we even took a quick nap and woke up with some Gay look alike live performance by Zakes Bantwini. Boy not only you save the SAMA 17 with the only real performance, it was not proudly South African act. Ask Die aanword for creativity. Send our greeting to Black Coffee.Bonang and Fat Joe- Trevor Noah must be craze for job not well done. Next time try to talk more about music in SA.
Without wasting any time here are some TWITTERICACILE have to say about the SAMAs:
1. I feel you bra, BORING! SAMA 17 .... goes down as the WORST in the history of the awards!! #boring!
2. SAMA 17 .... goes down as the WORST in the history of the awards!!
3. K tooo many mistakes are being made at these awards!!no no no did they not rehearse? #SAMA 17
4. Is Hellen Zille part of the organizing committee for the SAMA 17 awards? Why so many white performers? AYISECACE!
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